Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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