it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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