I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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