Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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