There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Is it because I queefed?
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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