In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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