Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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