No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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