first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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