Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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