On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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