So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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