how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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