Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
