No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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