No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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