He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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