Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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