i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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