And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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