I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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