I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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