wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize