those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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