Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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