the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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