I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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