I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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