Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh