you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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