im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.