hotel room ftw
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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