Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Found your dick twin last night
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Couch. On fire.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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