laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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