i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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