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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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