It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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