That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
