Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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