I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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