Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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