The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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