just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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