Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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