Quick, to the slutcave!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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