I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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