My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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