i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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