He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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