I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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