Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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