i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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