When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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