Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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