ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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