She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Drake has all the answers
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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