I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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