Porn is love you can see.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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