11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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