But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Oh god it's open bar.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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