that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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