i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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