I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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